Oh, I've just discovered this button..

There I was, feeling excluded (Paranoia crept in) and even contacted Mark because I did not know how to post a new subject! Sorry Mark, have now found "this button". So, here I am again (amid groans of misery), to both annoy and titillate the captive audience (bless their hearts) of Downtown Huelgoat.. or even Uptown.. I'm not fussy! I haven't been around of late due to various commitments, but am planning to attack in late September. So lock up your bottles of Gin and Brandy, 'cos the Dreaded Bingle will be skimming the waves in his hyper-galactic infracruiser to nimbly land on the Breton landscape. If there is a mist then just walk quickly..... But The Bingle will already be there.. lurking and waiting...
Gosh (regains conciousness)... did I just say that?
Catch y'all soon, Ian

Hi Wombles,
39 Views an not a single comment!
What a dis-service you are doing me!
Here we have the foremost (and probably only) Bingle in Huegoat and yet I get ignored!
Admin pays me many thousands of Euros per year to appear on this forum, so I just spend it in the Brittany Bar and the Crepiscule. But I really want to lurk and make contact with the lonesome souls that inhabit this tiny islet that is Huelgoat. Speak to me and you will not be disappointed.. but you might be eaten!
Another carefree communication from the centre of the earth.. Bingle is watching, and hungry!
Happy Days, Ian